Pretty Kitty
from Sad Songs & Whiskey by Phil Hummer & The White Falcons
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Pretty Kitty
written by Phil Hummer
i've got a pretty kitty she's a real snatch scratcher
she came from her mama's pussy cat
she's a buck tooth beaver and a back door heaver
and she pees in my stetson hat
she's got a diamond collar so i chain her to the bedpost
in case she tries to run away
since she can't go strayin she enjoys playing
with big balls as i swing them to and frey
she's got some dirty whiskers cause she's always in the creamer
the gravy boat makes her slippery
if that thing gets wrinkled i just take out my steamer
and hose her fur liberally
her paws go pitter patter as i set down seaman's platter
and she concentrates on her meal
i give her love and affection and built a scratching post erection
she attacks that thing with zeal
i've got a pretty kitty she's a real snatch scratcher
she came from her mama's pussy cat
she's a buck tooth beaver and a back door heaver
and she pees in my stetson hat
written by Phil Hummer
i've got a pretty kitty she's a real snatch scratcher
she came from her mama's pussy cat
she's a buck tooth beaver and a back door heaver
and she pees in my stetson hat
she's got a diamond collar so i chain her to the bedpost
in case she tries to run away
since she can't go strayin she enjoys playing
with big balls as i swing them to and frey
she's got some dirty whiskers cause she's always in the creamer
the gravy boat makes her slippery
if that thing gets wrinkled i just take out my steamer
and hose her fur liberally
her paws go pitter patter as i set down seaman's platter
and she concentrates on her meal
i give her love and affection and built a scratching post erection
she attacks that thing with zeal
i've got a pretty kitty she's a real snatch scratcher
she came from her mama's pussy cat
she's a buck tooth beaver and a back door heaver
and she pees in my stetson hat
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from Sad Songs & Whiskey,
released August 8, 2008
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